You are in violation of our HR Policy regarding appropriate use of the Internet (AUP). Your supervisor has been contacted and provided with a detailed log of your actions.

Please remain at your work station. Security personnel will arrive shortly to take you into custody. You will be held until a comprehensive review of your actions has been completed and an appropriate response has been determined.

Any attempt to leave the building or make contact with individuals outside will result in mandatory termination and criminal prosecution.

Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.